QUALITY Copper Ingots!

The City of Ur | Iraq

SEA PEOPLES! ELAMITES! LOCUSTS! 
Now more than ever, uncertainty is high,
and that has nobles SCARED. 
YOU need a safe, stable store of value.
Silver is TAXED, barley ROTS, and ale goes STALE. 
When you need to keep your assets safe
in these turbulent times, you need – COPPER
For thousands of years,
copper has been the strongest, surest way
to keep your wealth SAFE AND SECURE
And when you need copper FAST,
there’s one name that’s the
most trusted in Mesopotamia: 

Ea-nāṣir. 

Silver, barley, ale, textile arts –
Ea-nāṣir will take them all
to get YOU the finest quality copper.
Service guaranteed to be
FAST, COURTEOUS, and RELIABLE.* 
SCRIBES ARE STANDING BY RIGHT NOW!
*Exemptions apply, IOUs not accepted, all payments final.

Author

  • Ea-nāṣir is a world-renowned copper merchant and collector of letters. Born in Ur in the 18th century BCE, he built a commercial empire stretching at least as far as the Arabian peninsula. His correspondence has been generously donated to the British Museum. 

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